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▶️ Awilix: "How you doing, pal?" KATT: *robot noises*
Introduction
▶️ Awilix: "Better run a full scan, KATT. I don't like the look of this place." KATT: "Roger. I'm detecting elevated heart rates, body armor and... Awilix, that man is armed with a sword!" Awilix: "Touché."
▶️ KATT: "Awilix, you're awfully quiet this morning." Awilix: "Just appreciating the scenery, pal. Just appreciating the scenery."
▶️ Narrator: "A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a loner who does not exist, in a world of gods who operate above the law." Awilix: "Who was that?!"
▶️ Awilix: "Time to knock some sense into this guy!" KATT: "That is completely illogical."
▶️ Awilix: "What's that saying when you're done talking?" KATT: "End of line?"
▶️ KATT: "I estimate this fight won't take long." Awilix: "Good. We're on a tight schedule."
▶️ KATT: "In approximately 36 seconds, you'll be doing nothing more than eating my dust." Awilix: "Hey, nice one!"
▶️ KATT: "Be careful, Awilix, he's armed." Awilix: "Story of my life, pal."
Directed Taunts
▶️ Awilix: "Those cats didn't stand a chance!" KATT: "I am made of titanium." (Bastet)
▶️ Awilix: "His plans are now... on the rocks!" KATT: "Posted. Only 65 upvotes." Awilix: "Critics." (Geb)
▶️ KATT: "I guess he didn't have enough... horse power." Awilix: "Hey. Not bad, buddy." (Guan Yu)
▶️ KATT: "I'm searching the internet for a joke involving monkeys, and putting a wrench into their plans." Awilix: "I think you're too late, buddy." (Hun Batz)
▶️ KATT: "Power levels are at 800%." Awilix: "And my hair is ruined." (Zeus)
Jokes
▶️ Awilix: "Let's go pal." *clicking sound* KATT: "Please, Awilix. I am not a horse." Awilix: "I'm sorry. Did I hurt your feelings?" KATT: "As you well know, I have no feelings." Awilix: "Yeah, sure you don't. Heh."
▶️ KATT: "If you like, Awilix, I can take over." Awilix: "Self-driving KATTs? The insurance companies will never allow that."
▶️ Awilix: "You know, a lot of girls would die for a job like this." KATT: "You nearly have, on numerous occasions." Awilix: "You're all heart, buddy."
▶️ KATT: "Speaking of jokes-" Awilix: "We were not speaking of jokes." KATT: "What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot?" Awilix: *sigh* "...Lunch?" KATT: "No, that is not correct."
▶️ KATT: "Awilix, my power packs could use a rest." Awilix: "Yeah. My backside could as well, pal."