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▶️ Control: "Agent Apollo, please respond." ▶️ Apollo: "Apollo here. What can I do for you love?" ▶️ Control: "Well, the first you can address me as Control, second please report on your condition." ▶️ Apollo: "Let's see... I'm 1.8 meters tall, ruggedly handsome, chiseled abs, amazing hair and my backside is-" ▶️ Control: "Agent Apollo, my job is to keep you alive. I could care less about your perfectly-formed backside." ▶️ Apollo: "Give it time love."
▶️ Control: "Agent Apollo, status report." ▶️ Apollo: "Insertion complete Control, ready to proceed." ▶️ Control: "Mmm... No follow-up joke this time?" ▶️ Apollo: "I thought I'd take a go at being professional for a change." ▶️ Control: "Trying to impress me?" ▶️ Apollo: "Yeah, I want to show you how long I can keep it up." ▶️ Control: "Ugh, please..."
▶️ Control: "I'm sorry Agent, I had been told this mission would be more challenging!" ▶️ Apollo: "No worries Control, I don't mind slumming it."
▶️ Apollo: "Do you feel lucky? Well, do you?!" ▶️ Control: "You watch too much telly, Apollo." ▶️ Apollo: "You play too many games, Control!"
▶️ Apollo: "The name is Apollo. Agent Apollo." ▶️ Control: "Agent, who are you talking to?"
Directed Taunts
▶️ Apollo: "I guess he got the point!" ▶️ Control: "I don't think he really set you up for that line..." (Anhur)
▶️ Apollo: "Shame about that one." ▶️ Control: "What do you care about someone that superficial... Or, have I answered my own question?" (Aphrodite)
▶️ Control: "Wasn't that your twin sister?" ▶️ Apollo: "My family doesn't really get along." (Artemis)
▶️ Control: "You just defeated the Russian spy!" ▶️ Apollo: "Really Control?" ▶️ Control: "Hahahah... No I'm kidding, she just talks funny." (Athena)
▶️ Apollo: "Ate something that disagreed with you?" ▶️ Control: "Ahahah, I'll give you that one." (Bakasura)
▶️ Control: "Hahah, no jokes on this one!" ▶️ Apollo: "Aw, but it was so easy!" (Bastet)
▶️ Apollo: "I guess he blew a fuse." ▶️ Control: "Ahahah, that was horrible Agent." (Chaac)
▶️ Apollo: "Sorry my dear, it could have been truly sweet." ▶️ Control: "But probably wouldn't have been." ▶️ Apollo: "Jealous?" ▶️ Control: "Hardly." (Neith)
▶️ Control: "No points for that one." ▶️ Apollo: "What?!" ▶️ Control: "He was already dead!" (Osiris)
▶️ Control: "Agent, what the devil was that thing?!." ▶️ Apollo: "I don't know love, but she seemed to be having a fun time of it." (Scylla)
▶️ Apollo: "Losers always whine about doing their best!" (Ullr)
▶️ Apollo: "I guess he blew a fuse." ▶️ Control: "Ahahah, that's horrible Agent." (Zeus)
Jokes
▶️ Control: "Apollo, does it bother you killing all of those minions?" ▶️ Apollo: "I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did."
▶️ Control: "Apollo, is it true you play a lyre?" ▶️ Apollo: "That's right love!" ▶️ Control: "I'd very much like to hear it some time." ▶️ Apollo: "Are you asking me out Control?" ▶️ Control: "No, just toying with your emotions. It's a slow day here."
▶️ Apollo: "Now be honest Control: Are you as attractive as you sound?" ▶️ Control: "Oh now be honest Apollo: Are you as thick as you look?" ▶️ Apollo: "One way to find out, love." ▶️ Control: "Ugh..."