Fun-pocalypse Xbalanque voicelines

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Fun-pocalypse Xbalanque
T Xbalanque Funpocalypse Card.png
Summary
Title: Hidden Jaguar Sun
Pantheon: NewUI Pantheon Mayan.png Mayan
Cost: {{{cost}}}
Release Date: {{{release date}}}
Voice actor:
God's Page: Xbalanque
Voice Guided System
Music themes
SMITE Soundtrack

God Selection[edit | edit source]

Introduction[edit | edit source]

  • ▶️ "Don't forget to stop and smell the Napalm."
  • ▶️ "You ready to tear s@#t up? Ha haha haha ha!"

Abilities[edit | edit source]

(1) Branching Bola[edit | edit source]

(2) Poison Darts[edit | edit source]

(3) Rising Jaguar[edit | edit source]

(4) Darkest of Nights[edit | edit source]

Low Health[edit | edit source]

  • ▶️ "Hrgh, should'd killed me while you still had the chance!"
  • ▶️ "Sucker! I'm still alive, how they mad are they right now?"

Items[edit | edit source]

When placing Wards[edit | edit source]

  • ▶️ "Who's crazy enough to mess with me?"
  • ▶️ "Check out this night vision device I've found!"

When buying Consumables[edit | edit source]

  • ▶️ "Ah camoult to kill 'em when they least expect it."
  • ▶️ "It's gonna get explosive out there! Yeah."

When buying Offensive Items[edit | edit source]

  • ▶️ "A chainsaw? Why didn't you show me this first, huh?"
  • ▶️ "Ah, a little dull, just the way I like it."

When buying Defensive Items[edit | edit source]

  • ▶️ "Imma need all the holsters you have."
  • ▶️ "I must be the only bullet proof bunny in the area."

Kills[edit | edit source]

When in a Killstreak[edit | edit source]

When killing a Jungle Boss[edit | edit source]

  • ▶️ "Pop goes the weasel!"
  • ▶️ "Well, that was a great team-building exercise, don't you think?"

When destroying a Tower[edit | edit source]

Death[edit | edit source]

Taunts[edit | edit source]

  • ▶️ "Me? I'm never scared! But I think you should be!"
  • ▶️ "Who you laughing at? You better hope it's not me!"
  • ▶️ "I don't like your head. You could use a new one!"
  • ▶️ "You see this bat? Well, you'll about to get to know it real well!"
  • ▶️ "The saw blade is still dripping blood from it's last victim!"

Directed Taunts[edit | edit source]

  • ▶️ "I've defeated tanks bigger than you!" (Cabrakan)
  • ▶️ "You know.. I always hated the rain." (Chaac)
  • ▶️ "Haha! Where's your trusty bodyguard now?" (Hera)
  • ▶️ "Not so powerful without those wings, eh?" (Horus)
  • ▶️ "I've never killed an ass before! Ha hahahaha ha!" (Set)

Jokes[edit | edit source]

  • ▶️ "Me? A mascot? If you keep saying that, I'll make you the mascot of the Dead!"
  • ▶️ "i think mascots are the hardest roles for actors to play. They have to really get into their characters!"
  • ▶️ "As a bunny, I feel compelled to say, "It's been nice gnaw-ing you!"!"

Laughs[edit | edit source]

VGS[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
A Attack
B Enemy
C Careful
D Defend
E Emote
F MIA
G Gank
H Help
I Incoming
Q Ward
R Retreat
S Self
T Returned
V Other

VA - Attack[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
T Tower
1 "Attack left lane!"
2 "Attack middle lane!"
3 "Attack right lane!"
A "Attack!"
F "Attack Fire Giant!"
G "Attack the Gold Fury!"
M "Attack the Titan!"
M "Attack the Minions!" (Arena Only)

VAT - Tower[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
1 "Attack the left tower!"
"Attack the left phoenix!"

2 "Attack the middle tower!"
"Attack the middle phoenix!"

3 "Attack the right tower!"
"Attack the right phoenix!"

VB - Enemy[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
J Jungle
1 "Enemies in the left lane!"
2 "Enemies in the middle lane!"
3 "Enemies in the right lane!"
A "Enemy ultimate incoming!"
B "Enemies have returned to base."
D "Enemy ultimate down!"
E "Enemies behind us!"
F "Enemies at the Fire Giant!"
G "Enemies at the Gold Fury!"
M "Enemies at the Titan!"
S "Enemy spotted!"

VBJ - Jungle[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
1 "Enemies in the left jungle!"
2 "Enemies in the right jungle!"
J "Enemies in the jungle!"

VC - Careful[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
1 "Be careful left!"
2 "Be careful middle!"
3 "Be careful right!"
B "Return to base!"
C "Be careful!"
J "Be careful in the jungle!"

VD - Defend[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
1 "Defend left lane!"
2 "Defend middle lane!"
3 "Defend right lane!"
D "Defend!"
F "Defend the Fire Giant!"
G "Defend the Gold Fury!"
M "Defend the Titan!"
M "Defend the Portal!" (Arena Only)

VE - Emote[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
A "Hell's yeah!" ▶️
G "I'm the best." ▶️
J Jokes
L Laughs
R "You're good." ▶️
T Taunts
W "Wooohaaa!" ▶️

VF - MIA[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
1 "Enemy missing left!"
2 "Enemy missing middle!"
3 "Enemy missing right!"
F "Enemy missing!"

VG - Gank[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
1 "Gank left lane!"
2 "Gank middle lane!"
3 "Gank right lane!"
G "Gank!"

VH - Help[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
1 "Help left lane!"
2 "Help middle lane!"
3 "Help right lane!"
H "Help!"
S "Need Healing!"

VI - Incoming[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
1 "Enemies incoming left!"
2 "Enemies incoming middle!"
3 "Enemies incoming right!"
I "Enemies incoming!"

VQ - Ward[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
1 "Ward Left!"
2 "Ward middle!"
3 "Ward Right!"
F "Ward the Fire Giant!"
G "Ward the Gold Fury!"
N "We need Wards!"
Q "Ward Here!"

VR - Retreat[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
1 "Retreat left lane!"
2 "Retreat middle lane!"
3 "Retreat right lane!"
J "Retreat from the Jungle!"
R "Retreat!"
S "Save yourself!"

VS - Self[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
A Attack
B Buff
D Defend
Q Ward
G Gank
T Returned
O "I'm on it!"
R "Falling back!"
S "I'm building Stacks!"

VSA - Attack[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
1 "I'll Attack left lane!"
2 "I'll Attack middle lane!"
3 "I'll Attack right lane!"
A "I'll Attack!"
F "I'll Attack the Fire Giant!"
G "I'll Attack the Gold Fury!"
M "I'll Attack the Titan!"

VSB - Buff[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
B "I'm going for jungle buff!"
N "I need the jungle buff."
T "Take this jungle buff."

VSD - Defend[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
1 "I'll defend left lane!"
2 "I'll defend middle lane!"
3 "I'll defend right lane!"
D "I'll defend!"
F "I'll defend the Fire Giant!"
G "I'll defend the Gold Fury!"
M "I'll defend the Titan!"

VSG - Gank[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
1 "I'll gank left lane!"
2 "I'll gank middle lane!"
3 "I'll gank right lane!"
G "I'll gank!"

VSQ - Ward[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
1 "I will ward left!"
2 "I will ward middle!"
3 "I will ward right!"
Q "I will ward!"

VST - Returned[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
1 "I'm returning left lane!"
2 "I'm returning middle lane!"
3 "I'm returning right lane!"
B "I'm returning to base!"
T "I have returned!"

VT - Returned[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
1 "Enemies have returned left!"
2 "Enemies have returned middle!"
3 "Enemies have returned right!"
T "Enemies have returned!"

VV - Other[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
G General
V Position
A "Ok!" ▶️
B "Be right back!" ▶️
C "Completed!"
K "Stepping away for a moment." ▶️
M "Out of mana!" ▶️
N "No!" ▶️
P "Please?" ▶️
S Sorry!" ▶️
T "Thanks!"
W "Wait!"
X "Cancel that!"
Y "Yes!" ▶️

VVG - General[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
B "See ya, fools!" ▶️
F "Have a blast!" ▶️
G "Great stuff." ▶️
H "Hey you!" ▶️
L "Good luck! You'll need it!" ▶️
N "Nice work!" ▶️
O "Whooops!" ▶️
Q "Ssshhh!" ▶️
R "No problemo!" ▶️
S "Nn, Crap!" ▶️
T "Nrngh, that sucked!" ▶️
W "You're welcome!" ▶️

VVV - Position[edit | edit source]

VGS Outcome
A "Set up an ambush here!"
B "Behind us!"
C "Chase the enemy!"
D "Ultimate is down!"
E "On my way!"
F "Follow me!"
G "Group up!"
J "Going into the jungle!"
P "Split push!"
R "Ultimate is ready!"
S "Stay here!"
T "It's a trap!"
W "Place a Ward for teleport!"
X "Spread Out!"